would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Randomize
