Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You left your phone here
Wait...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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