Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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