great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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