You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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