i barfeds in our rink
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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