we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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