Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
