Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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