I am puke
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize