Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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