You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
