I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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