What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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