Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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