yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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