I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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