i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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