ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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