doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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