I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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