i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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