Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Mom said you looked used
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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