I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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