Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
it glows. i had to have it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
