Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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