my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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