Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just gargled with NyQuil
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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