i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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