Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
