have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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