Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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