You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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