I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
