u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Mom said you looked used
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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