I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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