Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
