how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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