Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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