That's when you crack a 10am beer
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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