i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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