hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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