oh god the rape fog is back!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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