Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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