So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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