I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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