every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My dick has a subreddit
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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