So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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