What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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