Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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