Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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