I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
