So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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