so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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